Thousands descend on PC World trying to buy transfers for the Newly released "Steal-A-Shirt by the Rhythm Doctors"

Under UV light it is found that these Shirts have the words "I'm too tight To Buy An Original"

The band refused to comment and headed to the local curry house.

 

Steal-a-Shirt

Unofficial Rythym Doctors sTeal-a-Shirt - The OZ ones will be here soon!!!

Steal an unofficial do it yourself Rythym Doctors / OZ T-Shirt, Not as good as the real thing, but great for listening to The OZ CD, buy a pack of cheap supermarket Beer, crank up the CD, print Cutouts of the band, and re-live the "I wish I was at a "LIVE GIG" experience.

Choose :-

Download the artwork above : buy some Iron On transfers, and grab the T-Shirt your wife decided was for cleaning the floor, (give it a Real Pub Feel). Iron On, (not while wearing it, but although we think a few people might enjoy that), get the wife to get the beer from the fridge while you crank up the volume on your Tesco basics CD player, and wish you was there.

The Rhythm Doctors / OZ cherokees accepts NO responisbility for not knowing how to use an Iron, Getting Divorced cause you asked the wife, or damage to your printer cause you tried to feed the t-shirt through it.

Note: wearing these in public at a Gig may cause you to be known as a Tight B@st@rd.

BE LEGAL buy the Official T-Shirt

Crafted in 100% pure cotton, picked by trained monkeys fed on fairtrade bananas,, art work by unemployed art students for a bottle of cider and a kebab, transported with no particular care by the local post office dropped, kicked and left in the rain for 3 days for that authentic retro look.